couldn’t catch shit in a diaper



1. an athlete who simply cannot catch the ball

2. a fisherman who has suffered through a rough day on the seas with nothing to show for his effort.

3. a guy who has absolutely no chance of succeeding in landing a girl when he hits the club at night.
1. dwayne tracked the ball well enough, but since he couldn’t catch sh*t in a diaper, he dropped the ball.

2. james couldn’t catch sh*t in a diaper, and now his family has nothing to eat tonight.

3. pat weighs in at about 350 pounds, so he couldn’t catch sh*t in a diaper at the 9:30 club.

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