couldn’t organise a killing in a slaughterhouse
rather similar to the phrase ‘couldn’t organise a p-ss-up in a brewery’ though used in even less amusing and more wearisome circ-mstances. generally used to describe management or any cack-handed effort at leadership when the job ought to be easy for a small subnormal child to do, particularly in an actual slaughterhouse, where everything breaks down constantly. or livestock never turns up and everyone waits relentlessly.
not a funny phrase, just sad.
the job is f-cked (has gone to sh-t) as usual. whist observing a manager running arround like a blue -rs-d fly, utterly devoid of any intellegent suggestion or decision and with an impending audit looming:
employee 1:”bl–dy hopeless this lot”
employee 2: “aye man, couldn’t organise a killing in a slaughterhouse”
both laugh mirthlessly and each simultaniously though secretly wonder what their lives are about.
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