counselor


someone who knows all the right things to say, who want to know how you’re “really” feeling.
“i think i would know, i’m a counselor. anger is a secondary emotion, what are you really feeling?”
counselours can be overall good people if they give a d-mn. if they dont they can ruin your life without mercy and make you feel like sh-t.

school counselors: distgusting pigs who can ruin suicidal children lives without care about their feelings

work counselors: most likely good people they did take lessons on how to treat greiving people. and can probably help you.
school counselors:wow! mrs.mcdonald ruined jordans life by telling her parents he was suicidal! what a pig!

work counselors:yess! now jordan has his life together and can live independently.

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