Count duku


a key conspirator in one of those lame new star wars movies. or: yet another word for a mad huge dump.
dude 1: dude i gotta go drop a mad count duku!! prepare your escape pod now!!
dudde2: dude thats totaly gross
five minutes later…
dude 1: i just dropped a most insidious count duku! the clone wars have most certainly begun! protect the high council, a mysterious stench covers the land!
dude 2: your’e taking this way too far dude
dude 1: shut up before i deploy the entire dark side of the force all over your face! besides im obviously cooler than you, i mean, i am dude 1, your are dude 2.
dude 2: yeah well you have a ridiculous hair cut!
dude 1: if you say that one more time ill tie your p-n-s in a knot!
dude 2: oh yeah!? well i don’t have a p-n-s!
dude 1:…well…i guess you win.

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