Count Scroggula


an eastern european n-bleman known for his supernatural scrogging abilities.
sherry: oh, my god! you know that guy, count scroggula? he flew into my window last night and we scrogged until sunup! i had so many gushing -rg-sms, i thought i was gonna shrivel up and die!

melanie: ooo! i know a h-rny woman who’s sleeping with her window open tonight!

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