Counting Spokes


the action of counting the ridges or lines of the -n-s of your unsuspecting partner. this can be done visually or carefully counting with your finger.
one night after myself and juuso eiffel towered renelde, i took things to the next level and engaged in counting spokes. she had 13 ridges!!

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