country blumkin
similar to a blumkin, where a man receives a bl-wj-b from woman while taking a monstrous sh-t. the only difference being that the entire operation takes place in an outhouse.
after a hard day of digging potatoes on the farm, matt was happier than a pig in sh-t to receive a country blumkin from his b-tch.
the act of giving f-ll-t– while the receiver is taking a cr-p in an outhouse
my wife gave me a country blumkin while visiting the hatfeilds in eastern kentucky.
the term blumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a sh-t. and has his woman come in and give him head during the act of sh-tting.
same as above but while performing in an outhouse.
a country blumkin is the act of getting a blumkin in an outhouse.
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