country crock


in a way similar to the anonymous character’s of the infamous b-tter commercials who communicate using two fingers, two finger swipe your girlfriend’s (or boyfriend’s) b-tt, just enough to obtain some b-tt b-tter, then jam your fingers into their nostrils.
i am going to country crock your -ss!

you got country crocked.

jack just gave his girlfriend jill the old country crock!!!

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