country wannabe


a rich kid who often lives in a huge town or city. who listens to country music, owns a nice car or truck(often covered with mud and purchased by their parents), has all the camo accessories (from backpack to seat covers hence they can afford anything). never actually been to or lived on a farm. especially never done farm work. rarely drives on dirt roads on a regular basis. hates dirt under their finger nails, never even touched a cow or chicken, couldn’t tell you what the broadside of is:p just a poser and an annoyance to those who know what real country is.
country wannabe: hey guys this weekend went muddin while listen’ to the new toby keith alb-m i got before it was released.

real country boy: your too rich to be country. ya’ll shut it…

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