countrypolitan
term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. he/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
that ol’ gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a john deere on the weekends. she likes opra and the grand ol’ opry. i love them countrypolitan women.
white-trash (or tps for short!), country-ss hicks or rural folks that now live in major cities in the us.
big cities have always been a major attraction for different kinds of people, that even heteros-xuals living in major cities across britain are now designated a new place-specific name: ‘heteropolitans’!
hicksploitaion comes handy for the newest ‘reverse immigrants’ called ‘countrypolitans’, with custom dial-a-cricket ringtone services to remind these metroghetto-tasted yokels living now in the big ones of their roots!
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