Couple Monster
noun, singular. used to refer to two people or more (at even integers) who constantly do ‘coupley’ activities and seem to forget other people exist. term can be used affectionally or as a slur
‘who’s coming to the party?’
‘oh, ted, fred…and the couple monster’
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