Court Cells


the ‘court cells’ are a holding area for people who have been arrested and are waiting to see a judge before either being remanded or released from custody or for people already incarcerated or remanded who must see a judge for trial. you are transported there by a ‘patty wagon’ after spending the night at the police station or from a correctional facility/penitentiary.

it is an all concrete room with small concrete ledges to sit on where you are lumped in with a bunch of other guys who are also waiting to see a judge.

if you happen to be unlucky you may get beaten by hard headed gangsters who are feeling extra macho that day. it often takes forever to be released/processed and is the extremely boring part between either going to jail or being released. it is often a place for intense battles because it is a small concrete room and you can get put in there with anyone including rival gang members and if a fight breaks off it tends to get bl–dy as there is no where to go.

it is sometimes fun if you get a bunch of guys who like to joke around and do funny sh-t or if somebody sneaked in some chronic.
i finally got at this f-cking punk who has been talking sh-t on the streets. i seen him in the court cells and beat his -ss until the guards came in and maced me

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