court vision


when someone sees something coming that n-body else sees and does something that everyone thinks is strange at first but soon realizes its a great move. originally a basketball term used when a point guard navigates a transition offense perfectly but can be applied to many situations.
ryan p-sses up an open front table at lunch and goes for a table further away. we later realize that a bunch of kappas are sitting by the further table. nice court vision ryan.

brett moves to right lane on the highway. we soon realize the people a few hundred feet ahead of us are going slow in the left lane and we p-ss them. nice court vision brett

when a girl stares at you, and wants the d.
damm did you see that ricky rubio court vision shawty was giving me, her eyes were glued

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