courtesy fart
when someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. this is a courtesy fart.
this is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your -ss is.
boris farted as he bent over to pick up his shuttlec-ck at the badminton tournament. shung fe felt so bad for him that he offered up a courtesy fart. unfortunately shung fe’s rice and eggnoodle fart could not completely mask the liverwurst and vodka fart from boris, and everyone had to leave the court for 15 minutes.
a fart released before you enter a crowded area so you don’t release it while in the crowded area, g-ssing everyone stuck in the room with you.
before i got on the train i let out a courtesy fart on the platform because i knew i wouldn’t be able to hold it in until my stop.
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