Cover of Darkness
a covert farting technique that uses the stench of someone else’s farts to mask your own.
person #1: ugh, did you smell randy’s farts last night?
person #2: yeah, they reeked but thankfully i was able to squeak out some of my own under the cover of darkness.
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