Cow fishing
it is first necessary to obtain an extra long, sharp hook. bait the hook with really good gr-ss or wheat. go to a cow pasture and drop the hook, with the other end connected to the hitch of your truck. floor it when you get a bite. then drag the cow away from the farmer with the shotgun after he sees the atrocious acts you’re commiting on his livestock
cletis: ow, there be a shotgun pellet in my -ss
claude: shouldna gown cow fishin’
see also
cattle man
cow pushing
i went cow pushing in cattle man’s paddock, then he came after me for cow fishing.
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