Cow pissing on a flat rock


a particularly hard rain storm. in other words, it’s coming down so hard, it’s as if a cow is p-ssing on a flat rock.
“wow, look at them clouds rolling in.”
“yep, it’s getting set to rain like a cow p-ssing on a flat rock!”

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