Cowboys’d


losing or winning by such a small margin that it doesn’t matter and is no reason for celebration.

having a significant advantage and then blowing it right at the last second.
going into overtime against the cleveland browns and winning. it doesn’t matter because it’s against the browns.

i was too drunk to get it up and she was the hottest girl ever….cowboys’d!

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