cowned
to cown someone in the knee, violently and brutally, up the ying yang.
timothy cowned jordan in the knee.
to get killed in halo 3 by a street cone. (usually only happens in bungie’s map “the pit”.) one guy even got recon armor for it.
player 1: dude, someone shot the fusion coils and i died by a street cone.
player 2: haha! you got c-owned.
kicked by a cow. cow + owned.
fred tried to tip bessie, but she woke up first and he got cowned.
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