coxed!
1. exclamation used to express joy at the fact that one’s parent’s facebook account has been hacked and utilized to denote a “favorite” child via facebook status.
2. denigratory expression directed at fellow siblings when they realize that you are in fact the favorite.
1. facebook status reads: kate loves cara more than mady
comment 1: kate, cara is playing with your account
comment 2: c-xed!
2. to siblings: did you see mom’s fb status? you got c-xed!
when one is giving direction to a co-worker with their hands behind their back, another, sneakier co-worker comes up behind them and places or taps their junk in their open, unsuspecting hands.
bob was showing sally how to run a new software report, and john snuck up behind bob and c-xed him.
beer pong champion.
carly: this is your 5th win in bp!!!!
taymar: im so c-xed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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