coyote date

1.) a date where one may acquire a coyote arm.
2.) usually follows a state of inebriation wherein one person finds him/herself waking up next to someone that he/she would rather chew off his/her own arm than risk removing it and waking the fugly person.
3.) a person one would only go out with drunk, and result in a coyote arm the next day.
1.) person 1: whoah! what happened to your arm?
person 2: “i went to the bar last night, and ended up on a coyote date.”
2.) person 1: what happened to you last night?
person 2: i don’t know. i went out, had a few drinks…the last thing i remembered was ording 3 more shots of tequila. then this morning i woke up next to this fugly creature…i wanted to chew my arm off and not risk waking it up.
person 1: ah…you had a coyote date.
3.) person 1: if you have any more drinks, man, i’m gonna hook you up with that coyote date over there.
person 2: …
1 more definition
a member of the opposite s-x with whom you wish you hadn’t slept the night before and only did so because you were one or moreover the eight
“i didn’t think twice, i was three or four over the eight, i didn’t care if the girl was a coyote date” from the song “you’ll do”