CPCFS (Chronic Political Correctness Fatigue Syndrome)
an increasingly common ailment across the united states, particularly with the gainfully employed.
symptoms include the overwhelming urge to curse and yell “really????” when reading almost any headline, or email bulletin from human resources.
the stress from the modern work environment may often cause suffers to consume alcohol, and or play the guitar at volume 11.
causes are well understood. the human brain is not hardwired to speak as the everything should be filtered through a “lawyer buffer”. those on earth that still have some sort of “sense of humor” find the modern work environment challenging. (not the work part…..the eggsh-lls part
cpcfs (chronic political correctness fatigue syndrome) is the reason for happy hour.
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