CPF
every person has a cpf (cost per f-ck). a person’s cpf is equivalent to the total amount of money you’ve spent or must spend on them in order to have s-x with them. a respectable person has a cpf somwhere around $100. you may include $8 per hour for time spent as well as 40 cents per mile for any driving expenses incurred.
“do you think i’m a sl-t?” – random hook up
“umm… no of course not. i mean, i swipped my card for you at the caf a couple times and paid that cab home from the bar. your cpf is almost $50. it’s nothing to write home about but i can -ssure you i’ve done worse.” – loul
chronic p-ssy farts.
when you fart out your v-g-n- alot.
that b-tch always stinks, she must have a severe case of cpf!
“close personal friend”
used as a joke; normally used to apply to celebrities.
random girl meets orlando bloom.
next day:
random girl: omg i met orlando bloom yesters!
random girl’s jealous friend: omg!
random girl: yah we’re totally like cpf now.
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