CPP Award
cpp is an abbreviation for “condom on the pr-ck of progress”,
so a cpp award is a special honour reserved for bureaucrats and public officials who because of their position r-t-rd progressive behaviour or outcomes by their stupidity and incompetence. companion awards include the darwin awards for those who kill themselves in spectacular fashion, and the ig n-bel prize for unusual or trivial “achievements” in scientific research.
cpp awards should be issued to the us border control authorities taking a flight crew member into custody delaying a flight for three hours for taking an orange on an aeroplane, a local government planning official that manages to string out a 60 day town planning approval application to 2 years by successive iterations of miniscule objections requiring additional information and to a police officer charging a local citizen with theft for removing discarded items from a roadside trash collection point.
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