CPS-1000


-noun

a phenomenon that occurs when one has an extremely bad case of diarrhea and hasn’t eaten a lot of solid food any time recently, only liquid. when you go to take a dump, instead of solid fecal matter coming out slowly, there is a quick blast of liquid out of your -ss, similar to the infamous blast of the once popular super-soaker model, the cps-1000.
guy 1: yo man, you goin’ to the kegger tonight?

guy 2: ugh dude i wish, i got horrible diarrhea, just took a friggen cps-1000

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