Crab Cake


someone outside of your clique who hangs around idly and won’t leave.
man, i hate f-cking crab cakes. (in their presence)
noun: an infected or extremely undesireable v-g-n-.
“i’m not hitting that wh-r-‘s crab cake.”
the second set of b–bs that that you get when you sit down and your stomach fat intertwines with your b–bs (especially men’s), making large lines appear.
sometimes, people like kaleb, can make their crab cakes dance.
alex: well, that’s a nice pair of crab cakes you got there, kaleb!
kaleb: thanks.
mary: woah, can you make them dance?
kaleb: why, yes i can!
the most amazing food on the planet. so addicting and delicious.
candy: “i could live off of crabcakes.”
beth: “theyre so good!”
when a girl has crabs and a yeast infection, the yeast makes the cake and the crabs make the crab cake.
crab cakes are disgusting.
a really smelly minge that makes you wanna heave!
f-ck me darling have a wash you smell like a crab cake
when you go down on a hooker and wake up with golf ball size cold.
when i was in vegas i ate out this hooker and woke up with a crab cake on my lip.

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