crab salad
chowing the pootang of a dirty sl-t with crabs. lice in the sn-tch. crotch critter cafe. eating at smells diner. varment in the c-ck compartment.
the unsuspecting cunilinguist tossed the wh-r-‘s crab salad and thought the pests in his teeth was crushed pepper from dinner.
n. when a infestation of pubic lice becomes so severe that it begins to surround the -n-s and an unkowing person begins to perform oral s-x on the -n-s
“surprise!” jody yelled as jacob began to gag after licking her -ss,”its crab salad.”
a girl with a hairy bush that has crabs.
“that poor man just got a crab salad” said nolan
a date.
hey, man. i went for a crab salad with that smokin’ blonde last night.
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