Crab-shit
1.)a crab sh-t is when you have to take a mean sh-t and you have to mount the toilet and put you whole body on top of the toilet seat in a back-wards crab position.
billy: hey alex
alex: ya?
billy: why is there footprints on my toilet seat?
alex: oh i was just taking a crab-sh-t why?
billy: ok well theres p–p on the seat to…
alex: ya i sliped
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