crabbage
adj-having qualities of a cranky person. n- what you are full of if you are cranky.
n-you’re full of crabbage. get off your sh-t. adj-quit being a crabbage -ss.
1) a genteic mutation between a crab and a cabbage, creating an evil mutant vegetable with legs, claws and eyes.
2) a crab salad.
1. ‘run for your lives! g-dzilla is fighting a crabbage!’
2. ‘hmm, i think i shall go to marks and sparks and buy some crabbage.’
1) a pincered vegetable.
2) a crab salad.
1) ‘i wish i was a crabbage,
i’d play the whole day long,
and although i would have no legs
i’d live inside a thong.’
2) ‘one crabbage please, but hold back on the crab. and the salad.
when a guy has crabs and wants to hook up with another girl but has excess baggage to deal with.
guys at the jersey sh-r- in normandy beach hitting on girls but they’ve got crabbage so they get denied!
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