crack a happy


when the male reproductive organ becomes erect.
guy1:dude when i was talking to danielle i almost cracked a happy.
guy2:haha, that would of sucked dude. to crack a happy in public is embarr-ssing.

alternate names: woody, b-n-r, prof. stiffy, rod, ect…

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