crack a phat
to get an erection or hard p-n-s
that girl is so hot im just going to crack a phat.
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generic term for anything that can produce an erection e.g. v–gr-, cialis, levitra, s-xy body etc
impotent man goes to the doctor and says “i can’t do anything with this soft schl-ng – you have to give me some crackaphat”
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