crack dander


the detritus that forms in the b-tt crack after a long day. it is most likely to acc-mulate in warm, hot, humid conditions and can appear under activity levels ranging from sedentary to mild or high levels of physical activity.
as the hot water of this glorious shower rolled down my back, i turned to see in my crack dander, traces of my flannel boxers, sand and specs of leaves from my long day of hiking at the beach.

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