Crack Fries


french fries served by korean street venders, that are irresistable to soju-intoxicated us soldiers stationed in south korea.
usually consumed at the end of a night on the town, right before returning to base.
“guys… curfew’s coming up, let’s get some crack fries, and head back on post.”
term used to describe mcdonald’s french fries. the way you crave them. no other french fry on the planet gives people cravings like micky d’s fries. that’s a fact.
guy at the drivethru: do you just want a big mac or do you just want a number 1?

girl at home hungry: h-ll yeah i want some crack fries with my sh-t

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