Crack Hands


when someone’s hands are never steady, ever. like that of a crackheads.
sean:”yo, i saw aaron cutting a peice of paper today, took em like 58 minutes”
miguel:”yeah, motherf-ckers got crack hands, he needa lay off the pipe.”
aaron:”what’d you say motherf-cker?!”
miguel:”stfu its not like you can hold a gun straight enough to shoot me, cracky.”
sean:lawl
when your hand has an acute, persisting scent of doodoo; usually occurring after a faulty wipe or thorough scratching.
the date was going great until she fed me a strawberry and i caught wind of her crackhand.

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