Crack Kweef


a form of fart that makes no noise when released but consequentially smells horrendous and fatal. often performed by individuals lacking courage or pride. also known as the ‘silent killer’ or ‘silent bomb’
dude, you f-cking crack kweefed?
crack kweef? who you kiddin

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