crack moon


any full moon that falls on the same date as a welfare check.
the fried chicken place in the gas station was really busy today, it must be a crack moon tonight. i hope i have some beer in the fridge because there isn’t a chance in h-ll i’m stepping foot in the liquor store today.

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