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(noun: “crackbeast,” henceforth abbreviated as “c.”)

1) a crack addict; or, more loosely, one who consumes excessive quant-ties of drugs of any kind. (e.g., amy winehouse).
2) a particularly strange or eccentric person (not necessarily a drug abuser; e.g., howard hughes).
3) one who is freakishly talented; often a prodigy (e.g. franz liszt).
4) an animal whose appearance is generally disturbing or otherwise-odd (e.g., most reptiles).
5) any bizarre fictional character/creature which is generally disturbing or otherwise-odd (e.g., any character but alice in alice in wonderland).

(verb: “to c.”)

1) to go on a drug binge.
2) to consume anything (in general) in a particularly voracious manner.
3) to behave in an especially intense, eccentric or depraved manner.
4) to do something particularly quickly, yet very effectively and completely.

(adjective: “c.” “c. -ful” “c. -ly” or “c. -y”)

–a quality of, or pertaining to, any of the above noun forms.

(adverb: “c. -fully” or “c. -ily”)

–a quality of, or pertaining to, any of the above verb or adjectival forms (note: the latter of these two categories would be far too “c.fully c.ly” to actually hear spoken, so don’t worry about having to negotiate the meaning of this adverbial form of c. modifying its own adjectival form, or qualities pertaining thereto, ever again!!!)
—examples of use—

(as a noun:)

{liz:} hahah, what if cigarettes weren’t meant to be smoked, and instead they were just packaged in those little paper cylinders because that’s exactly the amount you’d need to break open and completely fill both ears with tobacco!!

{zak:} oh my god….you’re a crackbeast!

(as a verb:)

fear and loathing in las vegas is a fictionalized account of hunter s. thompson and oscar la costa crackbeasting around town for a weekend in sin city.

(as both an adjective and an adverb:)

allen was absolutely shocked–but nonetheless quite crackbeastfully aroused–to discover that his date’s apartment was decorated entirely with explicitly phallic art. his own c-ck sprang to attention, and the two men fell to a crackbeastly fit of f-cking right there in the foyer, as per bill’s design…