Cracker test
n.
1. measure by which you decide if someone is worth keeping around, usually referring to physical attractiveness/hotness.
2. would you kick this person out for eating crackers in bed?
girl 1: so, how was it? is he hot?
girl 2: well, he definitely p-ssed the cracker test.
girl 1: what do you mean?
girl 2: i wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers.
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