Crackerjack That Hoe


a verb used to express the action of crushing up a pack of lightly salted saltine crackers, shoving a funnel up your b-tches -ss, fill the funnel with salava (or c-m) and the cracker crumbs, blow into her v-g-n- until all the crackers shoot out of her -ss like fireworks and then knocking her unconcience and jacking her sh-t.
maaaaaaaaan shoot, i crackerjack that hoe all day and i jacked her 52 inch plasma….d-ld-.

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