crackintosh


person who is street savvy enough to make money fast in a shady area, without any capital, and without creating (m)any enemies. generally this is most commonly done by “middle man” operations within the illicit drug community, but not always. a crackintosh might “pimp a ho” whereas he knows a h-rny -ss freak (possible client) that loves the pro’s particular skillsets:

“yo’ g, i got y’all another one without any teeth! yeah, yeah! and this one’ll prolly take a 20! cute too! just remember my fee, 25%…so, we cool?”
man #1:

“sh-t g, how are you going to pay your rent after takin’ a loss like that man! 5-o took everything you had, even found that insurance bill you hide in your shoe!? rent is due in 2 days and i am still short on my half! ”
man #2
“brutha i got this! i’ll just need to go downtown and crackintosh this m-th-f*cka like a champ b! good thing it’s thursday huh? dt gonna be b-mpin’ heavy all night next 2 days; guaranteed i find some crack-a-laction goin’ on, maybe that one ho justine will be on day 3 or 4 by then too! i bring dat b-tch biz all day she so cute. and by day 4 man she almost handin out brains for free!”

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