cracklin’ crotch


1. a condition caused by the improper fit of jeans or pants.

2. the sound heard emanating from the crotch area in quiet surroundings when a person is walking. sometimes mistaken for a fart or qweef
when jean noticed the look on lynn’s face as she started to walk up the stairs, she said “oh sorry, i’ve got the cracklin’ crotch!”

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