Cracklin’ Eye Patch


when you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing s-xual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. you -j-c-l-t- onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.
that b-tch was too drunk to f-ck, so i gave her a cracklin’ eye patch.

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