cracktivities


activities which are routinely -ssociated with the sale and use of crack cocaine. cracktivities are normally characterized by the desperate style with which they are executed. cracktivities often include (but are not limited to) such things as:

1. the sucking/jerking on/off of trouser trout for a relatively small amount of money.

2. the typical smash and grab.

3. being secretly filmed by the police while you pace around in a hotel room, smoking rocks with a hooker, à la marion barry.

4. anything amy winehouse partic-p-tes in while she is not in rehab.

5. anything the odb partic-p-ted in prior to his death (which was, of course, due to cracktivities).

6. most undertakings which occur within the confines or close proximity of a sketch pad.

when p-ssing through the city of memphis, it is highly advisable to keep one’s car windows rolled up and avoid stopping if at all possible. this will minimize the likelihood of your becoming entangled with the inevitably omnipresent cracktivities.
used as a measurement of number of sketchy people (usually crackheads) in a given area (city block). used either as a average amount or as fluctuating level over time.
the cracktivity in my neighborhood is high tonight as i have seen ten crackheads on my block in the past half hour (cracktivity of 20cph (crackheads per hour)). the overall average cracktivity of my block is only 3cpb (crackheads per block).
a craft, or time consuming project one dose while under the innfluance of an amphetamine
after smoking an full half gram, tod found hour’s of fun with the string art cracktivity kit.
to be involved in shady activity
(may relate to but is not limited to drugs and other illegal actions)
two kids standing in a dark corner of a club exchanging money for an illegal substance are involved in cracktivity
the act of showing one’s b-ttcrack intentionally or unintentionally; when one’s b-ttcrack hangs out and is witnessed by unwilling individuals
dude, there’s some cracktivity going on with that chick.
crackhead related activity.
“hey man, there’s some cracktivity goin on over there. keep that chickenhead away from me.”

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