crackton


nickname for acton, a working cl-ss toronto suburb known for its drugs, teen moms, low educational attainment rates, open racism, and some of the stupidest people alive. any person with even a little bit going for them would get out of that place, using college or university as an escape route.
it’s worth the drive to crackton.
noun. a shortened form of crack + town that was coined on the simpsons episode 5f17. crackton refers to that part of a town or city where the lowest elements of the socio-economic spectrum typically lives. usually riddled by drug abuse and crime, crackton contains many p-wnshops, needle exchanges, check cashing facilities, family planning centers, laundrymats, p-rnography distributors, and thrift shops. crackton is often known by other names including: skid row, junkyville and crackville.
let’s go to crackton and score some smack.
nickname for the town in london called “acton”.
“let’s go to crackton”

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