Cracky Joe


a tall, likeable neighborhood dweller who must introduce himself to and shake the hand (limply, see dead fish)of everyone he comes in contact with. this person usually sports an afro or a shaved head. known to have loud conversations with himself while walking down the street.
dude, cracky joe bombarded me with a cold, dead fish handshake again, that guy is awesome!

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