Craftsman Automatic
a person who never fails to prove himself as a giant tool. seemingly omnipresent despite the blatantly dismissive behavior of those around him, this person says or does egregiously awkward, innapropriate or nonsensical things with remarkable regularity.
tina: “who was that creepy -sshole that kept trying to impress me last night by shotgunning beers and screaming my name during bad karaoke songs?”
jimmy: “that was phil. n-body likes him, but he always shows up and does sh-t like that. he’s a f’ing craftsman automatic.”
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