craftsterbating
pinning mult-tudes of craft tutorials and projects to boards on pinterest.com with no intention of ever making anything.
i’m craftsterbating so hard today — martha stewart and design sponge put out these amazing tutorials for awesome crafts that i so am going to make someday.
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