Craig Brooksed


the ability to get into a smashed state before the party/event starts and maintain this level for the entire event without any sign of a technicolour yawn. a defining factor to this exact skill is that it can be achieved in time periods that don’t seem long enough justify getting this inebriated…
example 1:
person 1: how did that guy get so craig brooksed?
person 2: i have no idea, the exhibition only finished 30mins ago, and we’ve only had time to get changed ready for tonight…

example 2:
person 1: how is he/she still going?
person 2: i know they were craig brooksed when i got here…

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