Craig Helms


kind, nice, caring, loud, wont take no as an answer, very clean, married, 2 daughters,1 son, 1 step-son, a loving wife with beauty that meeets no other, average height, a little over-weight, around 40-50 years old with a family thar will love him forever more.
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craig helms

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