Craignant


(kreg-nuhnt) adjective.

1. having a child or offspring developing in the body as a result of copulation with a man named craig.
2. filled with craig.
3. full of craig-like meaning.
you’ve been being a little irresponsible when you’re drunk lately. you better be careful you don’t get anyone craignant!

that’s something craig would say. are you craignant?
the discovered state of an unplanned pregnancy after a one night stand with an anonymous person met on craig’s list.
i’d better find a boyfriend quick–that discount condom broke last month and, now, i’m craignant!

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